This jailbreak tweak will make your iPhone scream when you drop it

A new jailbreak tweak called Freefall monitors your phone’s accelerometer and plays the infamous Wilhelm Scream when you drop it. It’s free on the developer’s Cydia repo and is even open-source so you can see how it works. It also supports playing custom sounds and setting up a different sound to play after it hits the ground.

If you still need a reason to jailbreak your phone after seeing this, I don’t know what to tell you.